Ein Aufriss in Ski amadé – die 15 schlechtesten Anmachsprüche
Congratulations! You have won the title of “The most beautiful girl in this room” and the prize for this is that you get to spend a night with me.
As if I would want that?!
Are your parents perhaps architects? You are so well put together!
This we know in all kinds of varieties…
I am from the break down service and would like to tow you away tonight.
Ah, the break down service is also on its way again?!
I think my surname fits perfectly to your first name!
You do not even know my first name yet?!
Sorry, have you got a pen? I would like to write down your number.
Yes sure… the same old number story ;)
I am a removal man, should I help you move?
Oh yes please, I don’t know how to do that myself.
I have bought myself a new alarm clock. Would you like to test it out tomorrow morning?
Err, no thanks?!
Are you called Google? You are everything that I have always looked for!
Well then, maybe you should carry on looking!
What are you doing here? You should have been in my bed a long time ago.
Oh yeah, I completely forgot…
I am flying towards you! Can I land on you?
Have you seen a runway anywhere??!!
If you had been on the Titanic, it would not have sunk. You would have melted the iceberg with your beautiful eyes.
Really?!
I love your left leg like Christmas and your right leg like Easter. Can I come and visit you in between the holidays?
Sorry but it is closed between the holidays…
I always thought that angels had wings!
They do! ;)
I am from another planet; do you want to see my spaceship?
A UFO? Sure. What would I rather be doing?
Have you been lying in the sun or why are YOU so hot?
Oh no, I am always like this
